This man is filled with BLOOD, ripe blood too packed full of all kinds of life! I think he'll do... think? Well he BETTER be, cuz the choosin ovuh!

This just in, my medium-rare husband order has been filled.

There is  No vacancy left in this girls heart, or apartment for that matter. They are both currently at maximum occupancy!

Expansions for puppy are forth coming, additional storage capabilities for rug-rats has not been determined and at this time all discussion has been put on hold for debt clearance. After all one needs time to savor the new husband. Husband is named John, by the way... but he is not John by The Way, just to be clear.

Now that I have gained +10 to Strength, +10 immunity-to-pain-when-strength-is-exhausted , and bonus ability to hold presence at two places at once, I am now SUPER HUMAN. I can achieve feats such as moving heavy objects like; furniture, mattresses, cars and incredibly heavy, 50 lb solid wood 4ft tall speakers  all whilst showering.