Spittle of life.. get your own.

Is it just me, or is it really strange when you hear that ringing noise in your ears. "They" say, or so I've been told, that it is due to damage that your ear drum has received. Does this mean, my ear is experiencing overload, and is backlogged- hearing a collection of sounds I've heard recently, echoing in my ear again all at once?

So I've decided, that I need something. Not the, "we should do something," something, but a special me sort of something. Talent, ability, thing-that-I-do-to-pass-time.

The only problem is, I'm not really good at things. I am pretty alright at trudging forward, provided that in front of me there isn't one of these: 

    

I'm not particularly good at art, I took ceramics in college.. I got an A, but I'm pretty sure it was due to pity. That and possibly, that my roommates boyfriend had taken the class before, and "helped" me make some...

I did a lot of drawing in elementary, and I was good too! A few years ago I was asked by a professor if I had drawn a cow on my homework, I quit shortly after as it was in fact a train. 

Writing wont do either, I never know where to put these silly commas, so I just, put them where-ever, I wants. Besides my handwriting would only prove there are NO females on the internet, but since we have WORD, my secret is safe. All that aside, no one can convince me that "color" is the "correct" spelling of the word colour.

I tried playing the Trombone in junior high. I played that about as good as I could blow a conch shell.. basically I succeeded in producing a constipated whale noise.. or at least what one would assume that may sound like. My mom gets payed to teach piano students. She tried to teach me, but ended up paying me to stop.

I took Japanese for a little bit in high school, but moved to another school and started taking German. I took two years, about all I can tell you is my German is bad, mein Deutsch ist schlecht. I'd probably just go around saying that if I ever went to Germany- but then again why would I ? They all speak English waaay better then I do anyway. 

Well.... I am good at sports! Or, I was good at sports. I'm pretty decent. The only problem is, how realistic is that? I can't go around playing Dr. Dodge or Capture the flag every day by myself....

I can, in fact, cook by myself. I may become fat, but I will be AWESOME!

Maybe I could work on dribbling a soccer ball, and eating a burrito at the same time.

I can play video games, I'm alright. I only died over 150 times in the Original Zelda for Nintendo,, like last week. Yeah, I know.. it counts your continues.. how mean is that? I am a pretty decent human couch weight, I love to watch a good movie. However, once watched, never to watch again,, unless of course it's Gladiator, because Russlle Crowe is just- serious business. 

Soooooo......

This is mostly a ridiculously long disclaimer, and pretty much all just to say: I'm going to try some things- I'm not going to be good at them, I'm pretty sure I'm going to fail, but failblog brings other people smiles. Those who witness my glory, and misfortune will probably get a lot of laughs. Unfortunately, real life tends to be more-awesome then words on a page.. so for those of you near me, feel free to point and laugh. But hopefully and maybe- MAYBE, I'll find some kind of hidden something, I never knew I had.

Moto: The four sided Rubik's cube will always leave her hanging. 

Moto: Snoticles gotta melt some time.